Now For Something Completely Different...COMEDY!

With all the Thinking, Elite's Agenda, World Falling Apart Around Us, Sheeple In The Streets, let's move to a les serious venue here on the blog. After seeing Nothing's post with "Star Trek 911 Spoof" from YouTube (which is histerical by the way), I thought this would be a nice break.

I have selected serveral Comedy Clips to ease the stress of the day. Sit back, relax, take a breath & enjoy.


Obama, Layoffs, DTV, and Technology

Dov Davidoff knows how Obama can trim the pork, Faye Haire's worried about layoffs, Maurice Jovan is getting ready for the digital TV transition, and Jesse Joyce brings you into the not-so-new millennium.



News Pop Comedy: The Watchmen, Racism, Phelps and Oil

The Watchmen's dirty scenes, racism and mortgages, Michael Phelps' sponsorships go up in smoke, and America needs an oil fix.



Happily Ever After, Lingerie, Make Up and Bad Breakups

Hooking up isn't always pretty... Unless that's your girlfriend in the birthday panties. She may look hot now, but sometimes the morning after ca be rough. We cover it all here and now in this episode of Hooking Up.



Man-speak

This is the place for the sound-off on ridiculous pet names for significant others,the right way to give a compliment, getting horny at the gym and what your boyfriend is REALLY hearing when you're trying to tell him about your day.



Robert Martinez: Poor Drinks

Poor people drink soda pop that has similar names to the real stuff.



Had to put this in here.
He is so great...you got to fucking love him.

Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
Fearless: Don Rickles picks on anyone.



The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ask a Correspondent - Books
The correspondents talk about their favorite books.



The Colbert Report

Excerpt (s.5 : ep.69)01:45
Rumsfeld put Bible quotes on his cover pages to President Bush because war briefings are a snooze unless you add a little pizzazz.



News Pop Comedy

Bristol, Barack, Slick Willy, and Kellogg's:
Bristol and Levi split, Obama is magic, Coulter calls out Bill Clinton, and Kellogg's made a huge mistake.



George W. Bush Stand Up Comedy (Really Funny!)

I must admit, GWB is truly funny here. At least he is good at something. I think he must have had a Night Job doing the Clubs. What do you think? First 5 1/2 mins is enough!

1 BEAM OF LIGHT - consists of 3 primary colours - the inspiration for ONE SUPREME GOD!

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted - one moment - would you capture it or just let it slip? - Eminem

Number one (1) is a new day, a new age of reason and a new start. In short, it’s the supreme god concept blowing its own horn and thumping its own chest while announcing to its conjured up creation: Let the worship and adoration of ME, the ALL SEEING EYE, begin!

The examination of the origin of numbers may seem trivial. You might say, “So what if number 1 came from this source and number 2 came from another … and so on?” Without this manufactured number system there could be no astrology, no numerology, no science and no form of magic (which is what these systems are, and have been referred to throughout history). Magic was the word given to the unexplained. Anything that deceived in the seen or unseen realm was looked upon as magic. Of course, we now know everything physical is only light energy, and the ability to manipulate this energy draws from the scientific to the esoteric, of which there is no difference. All energy manipulation, whether scientific or esoteric, is produced by applying the number system. There could be no religion or science without a number system, and therefore no hypnosis of humanity. The number system, instituted in formulating any language system, creates a thought pattern used to manipulate the mind and thereby create a 3 dimensional veil of deceit.

LAO TSU: TAO TE CHING
(believed written in the sixth century B.C.)

ONE

The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao.
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The nameless is the beginning of heaven & earth.
The named is the mother of ten thousand things.
Ever desireless, one can see the mystery.
Ever desiring, one can see the manifestations.
These two spring from the same souce but differ in name; this appears as darkness.
Darkness within darkness.
The gate to all mystery.

Movie Trailers - Of What's To Come

Inglourious BasterdsMovie Trailers
01:43In theaters August 21, 2009
View Description: A group of Jewish-American soldiers terrorize the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis.


G-ForceMovie Trailers
02:32In theaters July 24, 2009
View Description: An assignment dispatches a special operations team of guinea pigs to take down a crazed billionaire.

Talk about subliminals. Wait till you see this trailer...



Planet 51Movie Trailers
01:52In theaters November 20, 2009
View Description: An astronaut from Earth lands on a planet inhabited by creatures that live in constant fear of being invaded by aliens.


The Colbert Report


Summer Movie Edition:
Movies That Are Destroying America -

QUOTE: "'Up' is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away."

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Keyboard Cat

Air Force One and the Statue of Liberty

Obama Airforce One Fly Over In New York Pictures Will NOT Be Released. Why not?

NEW YORK – It was supposed to be a photo op that captured images of an Air Force One plane with a majestic Statue of Liberty in the background. Instead, it turned into a public relations nightmare that led to recriminations from the president and mayor and prompted thousands of others to ask, “What were they thinking?”

(Of course, they weren’t thinking. Those involved are in a deeper trance state than the normal population, and we’re merely responding to what seemed to be a good time to do a bit of Presidential PR. Hypnosis is a total control weapon, used on those, who, in turn, use it on everyone else).

Just before the workday began on Monday, an airliner and supersonic fighter jet zoomed past the lower Manhattan skyline. Within minutes, startled financial workers streamed out of their offices, fearing a nightmarish replay of Sept. 11.
For a half-hour, the Boeing 747 and F-16 jet circled the Statue of Liberty and the Financial District near the World Trade Center site. Offices evacuated. Dispatchers were inundated with calls. Witnesses thought the planes were flying dangerously low. But the flyover was nothing but a photo op, apparently one of a series of flights to get pictures of the plane in front of national landmarks.

(In a time of economic collapse, and a supposed environmentally endangered climate filled with greenhouse gases, for some reason it seemed like a good time to fill the air with a needless amount of jet exhaust and wasted money. Obviously, the government isn’t reading their own fabricated news articles on the economy or the environmental precipice the world finds itself placed upon.)

It was carried out by the Defense Department with little warning, infuriating New York officials and putting the White House on the defense. Even Mayor Michael Bloomberg didn’t know about it, and he later called it “insensitive” to fly so near the site of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.The director of the White House military office, Louis Caldera, took the blame a few hours later. One of the planes was a 747 that is called Air Force One when used by the president.

End of quote.

Obama Airforce One Fly Over In New York Pictures Will NOT Be Released.



Air Force One PHOTO - over New York ABC NEWS 5-8-09



So what is this really about?

STATUE OF LIBERTY MIND FUCK - 04/27/09

04/28/09 - Barack Obama’s 99th DAY AS HIGH PRIEST

OF COURSE, IT WAS THE 99TH DAY OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. 99 = 9-11’s. Islam has 99 names for god. Mexicans are being sacrificed to the great Allah / LA. Mexico = Megiddo. MEXICO = MECCA. The Battle of Armageddon in the Valley of Megiddo. Drug Wars, Swine Flu, and an earthquake, all in one day.

SWINE FLU = PIGS FLY = You’ll NEVER BELIEVE what’s transpiring.

(The flyover was not just a photo op, but a deliberate subliminal implanted to support the luciferian agenda of the hope for cataclysm.)

ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN MOVEMENT
WORSHIP OF THE AIR EARTH – the TRINITY of SUN WORSHIP. Liberty was built of COPPER knowing she would turn GREEN and under 120th anniverary she was powerd by wind alone.

Part 3: Planet X Video

The Planet X Video is the last segment I'll post on this topic for now. New updates on Planet X will bw posted as significant & new information becomes available.

The Planet X Video site discussws the belief of a highly advanced civilizations have been here before us, periodically destroyed by some great global catastrophe.

Robert Sepehr’s Planet X Video was produced in a non-profit (501c3) effort to inform and make public what has been withheld or forgotten by the masses for millennia.

http://www.planetxvideo.com/





See what you think?

-DarkStar888

Part 2: Planet X / Nibiru 2012 Flyby Scenarios - February 2009 Report

Enjoy part 2 of the presentation of "The Dar Star/Planet X Theory".

The Planet X / Nibiru flyby scenarios are worth watching.

Produced and narrated by Marshall Masters, the first part of this February 2009 video report focuses on the revised upwards estimates for a more violent solar maximum in 2012. It also demonstrates the methodical manner, in which mainstream media has begun dumbing down science coverage of these important trends.

The second half of the program presents a series of 2012 Planet X / Nibiru flyby scenarios developed by Jacco van der Worp, MSc. Based on core criteria called the electrical kill zone, it presents several Planet X / Nibiru flyby scenarios. These 2012 scenarios range from a best case scenario to a possible Extinction Level Event (E. L. E.) flyby, where up to 90% of all presently living species could perish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf3jPtaq9Q4

-DarkStar888

Part 1: The Dark Star & Planet X Theory by Andy Lloyd

The Dark Star & Planet XAuthor and researcher Andy Lloyd discussed the scientific evidence for a "dark star" which could have a Planet X, or Nibiru (as written about by Zecharia Sitchin) in its orbit. Lloyd suggested that a sub-brown dwarf, which is somewhere between a gas giant and a star in size, orbits our sun at a great distance. This object would be difficult to spot because it doesn't burn brightly like a star, he said.



The moons of the sub-brown dwarf would be internally warmed due to their proximity of a gas giant, in the way that Europa is heated from being near Jupiter, he explained. One of these moons could be Nibiru, the so-called home world of the Annunaki. Lloyd estimated this system swings close to Earth every 10,000 years rather than the 3,600 years Sitchin described.



Infrared anomalies were found in the Sagittarius constellation, and Lloyd believes the 'dark star' lies in this direction. Irregularities in the Kuiper Belt (a region beyond Neptune), such as objects with odd inclined orbits, indicate that science is catching up with the idea of a Planet X, he pointed out. It's possible, he added, that NASA already discovered such a celestial body years ago, and has deliberately kept its presence a secret.Interview 8/18/08



You should question everything you don’t understand. Never judge or comment though, when you don’t know about something because of your present knowledge being limited or you have never experienced it or not even imagined in thought yet.

I have a thought. Let’s learn together. One favorite topic, as if it’s not obvious…is the Dark Star Theory. Let’s be aware of what the theory of the Dark Star is and what it’s all about. This post is going address that very subject.

I like to look at, listen to and study just about everything. That does mean I waste my time watching crap just to learn not to watch crap. Already did that. Learning to discern truth from falsehood is important to me. Why do I do this? Gaining knowledge tends to allow you to use better tools to make good choices here in this 3D life. Create your own paradise with in this 3D non-existing world of light. So if you are going to create, why not create a world without hate, greed, war, killing, worry, bad health, no much wealth and little peace of mind…we have the ability…use it.

The Dark Star & Planet X Theory by Andy Lloyd.

It’s a 12 part series on You Tube. I do admit to listening to all of them. It’s a very interesting theory. I’m not saying you need to see or hear all of it. End of part 2 is where it the best part begins with the explanation of The Dark Star.

I did enjoy listen to the whole set. I will also state that I don’t agree with everything Andy said either but he does have my respect. I’ll get in to that more when we engage with comments.

Questions:

1) Does the Dark Star exist?
2) What do you thinking the Dar Star Theory is really all about?
3) Is the Dark Star Theory part of the Illuminati Agenda?

Enjoy! – Dark Star -

You Tube Link part 1:





Andy Lyod's website: http://www.redicecreations.com/radio/2007/09sep/RICR-070909.html

The President and the Press: Address before the American Newspaper Publishers Association

The last Great U.S.A. President - John F. Kennedy!

I do believe that this is one of our few real Presidents of the USA that actually was acting in the Interest of the PEOPLE & unfortunately died for it. The following speech shows how much he new about the "Illuminati" our so called "Loving fucking Protectors" that do nothing but, poison us, steal our rights & freedoms, steal our money & identity, enslave us by brainwashing & ultimately...killing us just for the fun of it. Do I need to say more.

Now, I ask you...do you want to be elite?

DarkStar888


The President and the Press: Address before the American Newspaper Publishers Association

President John F. Kennedy
Waldorf-Astoria Hotel
New York City, April 27, 1961


See link for complete text & audio.

http://www.jfklibrary.org/Historical+Resources/Archives/Reference+Desk/Speeches/JFK/003POF03NewspaperPublishers04271961.htm

For more Information about President John F. Kennedy…etc.

http://www.john-f-kennedy.net/


Select portions of Kennedy’s 1961 speech below: Awesome...

"I want to talk about our common responsibilities in the face of a common danger. The events of recent weeks may have helped to illuminate that challenge for some; but the dimensions of its threat have loomed large on the horizon for many years. Whatever our hopes may be for the future--for reducing this threat or living with it--there is no escaping either the gravity or the totality of its challenge to our survival and to our security--a challenge that confronts us in unaccustomed ways in every sphere of human activity.

This deadly challenge imposes upon our society two requirements of direct concern both to the press and to the President--two requirements that may seem almost contradictory in tone, but which must be reconciled and fulfilled if we are to meet this national peril. I refer, first, to the need for a far greater public information; and, second, to the need for far greater official secrecy.

The very word "secrecy" is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in insuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment. That I do not intend to permit to the extent that it is in my control. And no official of my Administration, whether his rank is high or low, civilian or military, should interpret my words here tonight as an excuse to censor the news, to stifle dissent, to cover up our mistakes or to withhold from the press and the public the facts they deserve to know.”

“Today no war has been declared--and however fierce the struggle may be, it may never be declared in the traditional fashion. Our way of life is under attack. Those who make themselves our enemy are advancing around the globe. The survival of our friends is in danger. And yet no war has been declared, no borders have been crossed by marching troops, no missiles have been fired.”

“It requires a change in outlook, a change in tactics, a change in missions--by the government, by the people, by every businessman or labor leader, and by every newspaper. For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covert means for expanding its sphere of influence--on infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.
Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed. It conducts the Cold War, in short, with a war-time discipline no democracy would ever hope or wish to match."

“Without debate, without criticism, no Administration and no country can succeed--and no republic can survive. That is why the Athenian lawmaker Solon decreed it a crime for any citizen to shrink from controversy. And that is why our press was protected by the First Amendment-- the only business in America specifically protected by the Constitution- -not primarily to amuse and entertain, not to emphasize the trivial and the sentimental, not to simply "give the public what it wants"--but to inform, to arouse, to reflect, to state our dangers and our opportunities, to indicate our crises and our choices, to lead, mold, educate and sometimes even anger public opinion.”

“It was early in the Seventeenth Century that Francis Bacon remarked on three recent inventions already transforming the world: the compass, gunpowder and the printing press. Now the links between the nations first forged by the compass have made us all citizens of the world, the hopes and threats of one becoming the hopes and threats of us all. In that one world's efforts to live together, the evolution of gunpowder to its ultimate limit has warned mankind of the terrible consequences of failure.
And so it is to the printing press--to the recorder of man's deeds, the keeper of his conscience, the courier of his news--that we look for strength and assistance, confident that with your help man will be what he was born to be: free and independent.”

HOW I CLOBBERED EVERY BUREAUCRATIC CASH-CONFISCATORY AGENCY KNOWN TO MAN

Here is a book of knowledge well worth reading. As I do believe, the ELITE or Illuminati, actually owe us $$$ and this book proves it. See for yourself...read on my friends. Learn the truth about money in this 3D world. This book can change your life. - DarkStar888

HOW I CLOBBERED EVERY BUREAUCRATIC CASH-CONFISCATORY AGENCY KNOWN TO MAN... a Spiritual Economics Book on $$$ and Remembering Who You Are. by: Mary Elizabeth Croft

http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/freedom/mary_croft.pdf

No Disclaimer
There is no disclaimer in this book because the reader will learn that we are all responsible for our perception and interpretation of anything and everything we experience. I have no intention of disclaiming anything I write. Maybe what I tell you will allow you to change your mind about how you want to conduct your affairs from now on. Anyone reading this book is wise enough to follow one’s own counsel and therefore acknowledges that I cannot, do not, and will not tell anyone what to do.


I concluded that, unfortunately, only a few want to hear how to become free, stop identifying with their false beliefs, do what they want to do (instead of ‘working for a living’), and live in joy which is what we are designed to do. I felt as if I were my own minority group – I truly do want to know that which I don’t want to know. Most want security over freedom. As most people identify with their beliefs, giving them up would present the fear, ‘who would I BE?’ If they were to open their minds, drop their preconceived notions and their psychological prejudices, let go of the concept that their beliefs are who they are, they might become enlightened. Millions of unconscious people are not taking responsibility for their inner peace. – Eckhart Tolle.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Croft's Blog site...great stuff.

http://spiritualeconomicsnow.net/

Enjoy - DarkStar888

Here is a question. “What is wisdom”?

Wisdom can only be determined when the moment presents itself. WISDOM knows just what to do only at that moment, and this is only in reference to the 3D life experience. Wisdom never knows what to do before the moment arrives because wisdom doesn’t recognize time or space. Wisdom is always in the moment because there is only one moment in the original awareness state. Therefore, wisdom is never able to be manipulated because it has no preconceived idea of what is right or wrong, good or bad, past or future. The moment decides what needs to be done. In the 3D scope of things, moment by moment, for WISDOM, it is always now.