Now For Something Completely Different...COMEDY!

With all the Thinking, Elite's Agenda, World Falling Apart Around Us, Sheeple In The Streets, let's move to a les serious venue here on the blog. After seeing Nothing's post with "Star Trek 911 Spoof" from YouTube (which is histerical by the way), I thought this would be a nice break.

I have selected serveral Comedy Clips to ease the stress of the day. Sit back, relax, take a breath & enjoy.


Obama, Layoffs, DTV, and Technology

Dov Davidoff knows how Obama can trim the pork, Faye Haire's worried about layoffs, Maurice Jovan is getting ready for the digital TV transition, and Jesse Joyce brings you into the not-so-new millennium.



News Pop Comedy: The Watchmen, Racism, Phelps and Oil

The Watchmen's dirty scenes, racism and mortgages, Michael Phelps' sponsorships go up in smoke, and America needs an oil fix.



Happily Ever After, Lingerie, Make Up and Bad Breakups

Hooking up isn't always pretty... Unless that's your girlfriend in the birthday panties. She may look hot now, but sometimes the morning after ca be rough. We cover it all here and now in this episode of Hooking Up.



Man-speak

This is the place for the sound-off on ridiculous pet names for significant others,the right way to give a compliment, getting horny at the gym and what your boyfriend is REALLY hearing when you're trying to tell him about your day.



Robert Martinez: Poor Drinks

Poor people drink soda pop that has similar names to the real stuff.



Had to put this in here.
He is so great...you got to fucking love him.

Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project
Fearless: Don Rickles picks on anyone.



The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Ask a Correspondent - Books
The correspondents talk about their favorite books.



The Colbert Report

Excerpt (s.5 : ep.69)01:45
Rumsfeld put Bible quotes on his cover pages to President Bush because war briefings are a snooze unless you add a little pizzazz.



News Pop Comedy

Bristol, Barack, Slick Willy, and Kellogg's:
Bristol and Levi split, Obama is magic, Coulter calls out Bill Clinton, and Kellogg's made a huge mistake.



George W. Bush Stand Up Comedy (Really Funny!)

I must admit, GWB is truly funny here. At least he is good at something. I think he must have had a Night Job doing the Clubs. What do you think? First 5 1/2 mins is enough!

1 BEAM OF LIGHT - consists of 3 primary colours - the inspiration for ONE SUPREME GOD!

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted - one moment - would you capture it or just let it slip? - Eminem

Number one (1) is a new day, a new age of reason and a new start. In short, it’s the supreme god concept blowing its own horn and thumping its own chest while announcing to its conjured up creation: Let the worship and adoration of ME, the ALL SEEING EYE, begin!

The examination of the origin of numbers may seem trivial. You might say, “So what if number 1 came from this source and number 2 came from another … and so on?” Without this manufactured number system there could be no astrology, no numerology, no science and no form of magic (which is what these systems are, and have been referred to throughout history). Magic was the word given to the unexplained. Anything that deceived in the seen or unseen realm was looked upon as magic. Of course, we now know everything physical is only light energy, and the ability to manipulate this energy draws from the scientific to the esoteric, of which there is no difference. All energy manipulation, whether scientific or esoteric, is produced by applying the number system. There could be no religion or science without a number system, and therefore no hypnosis of humanity. The number system, instituted in formulating any language system, creates a thought pattern used to manipulate the mind and thereby create a 3 dimensional veil of deceit.

LAO TSU: TAO TE CHING
(believed written in the sixth century B.C.)

ONE

The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao.
The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
The nameless is the beginning of heaven & earth.
The named is the mother of ten thousand things.
Ever desireless, one can see the mystery.
Ever desiring, one can see the manifestations.
These two spring from the same souce but differ in name; this appears as darkness.
Darkness within darkness.
The gate to all mystery.

Movie Trailers - Of What's To Come

Inglourious BasterdsMovie Trailers
01:43In theaters August 21, 2009
View Description: A group of Jewish-American soldiers terrorize the Third Reich by scalping and brutally killing Nazis.


G-ForceMovie Trailers
02:32In theaters July 24, 2009
View Description: An assignment dispatches a special operations team of guinea pigs to take down a crazed billionaire.

Talk about subliminals. Wait till you see this trailer...



Planet 51Movie Trailers
01:52In theaters November 20, 2009
View Description: An astronaut from Earth lands on a planet inhabited by creatures that live in constant fear of being invaded by aliens.


The Colbert Report


Summer Movie Edition:
Movies That Are Destroying America -

QUOTE: "'Up' is a fantastic solution to our Social Security problem: we tie old people to balloons and let them fly away."

The Colbert Report	Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition
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Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Keyboard Cat

Air Force One and the Statue of Liberty

Obama Airforce One Fly Over In New York Pictures Will NOT Be Released. Why not?

NEW YORK – It was supposed to be a photo op that captured images of an Air Force One plane with a majestic Statue of Liberty in the background. Instead, it turned into a public relations nightmare that led to recriminations from the president and mayor and prompted thousands of others to ask, “What were they thinking?”

(Of course, they weren’t thinking. Those involved are in a deeper trance state than the normal population, and we’re merely responding to what seemed to be a good time to do a bit of Presidential PR. Hypnosis is a total control weapon, used on those, who, in turn, use it on everyone else).

Just before the workday began on Monday, an airliner and supersonic fighter jet zoomed past the lower Manhattan skyline. Within minutes, startled financial workers streamed out of their offices, fearing a nightmarish replay of Sept. 11.
For a half-hour, the Boeing 747 and F-16 jet circled the Statue of Liberty and the Financial District near the World Trade Center site. Offices evacuated. Dispatchers were inundated with calls. Witnesses thought the planes were flying dangerously low. But the flyover was nothing but a photo op, apparently one of a series of flights to get pictures of the plane in front of national landmarks.

(In a time of economic collapse, and a supposed environmentally endangered climate filled with greenhouse gases, for some reason it seemed like a good time to fill the air with a needless amount of jet exhaust and wasted money. Obviously, the government isn’t reading their own fabricated news articles on the economy or the environmental precipice the world finds itself placed upon.)

It was carried out by the Defense Department with little warning, infuriating New York officials and putting the White House on the defense. Even Mayor Michael Bloomberg didn’t know about it, and he later called it “insensitive” to fly so near the site of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.The director of the White House military office, Louis Caldera, took the blame a few hours later. One of the planes was a 747 that is called Air Force One when used by the president.

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Obama Airforce One Fly Over In New York Pictures Will NOT Be Released.



Air Force One PHOTO - over New York ABC NEWS 5-8-09



So what is this really about?

STATUE OF LIBERTY MIND FUCK - 04/27/09

04/28/09 - Barack Obama’s 99th DAY AS HIGH PRIEST

OF COURSE, IT WAS THE 99TH DAY OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. 99 = 9-11’s. Islam has 99 names for god. Mexicans are being sacrificed to the great Allah / LA. Mexico = Megiddo. MEXICO = MECCA. The Battle of Armageddon in the Valley of Megiddo. Drug Wars, Swine Flu, and an earthquake, all in one day.

SWINE FLU = PIGS FLY = You’ll NEVER BELIEVE what’s transpiring.

(The flyover was not just a photo op, but a deliberate subliminal implanted to support the luciferian agenda of the hope for cataclysm.)

ENVIRONMENTAL GREEN MOVEMENT
WORSHIP OF THE AIR EARTH – the TRINITY of SUN WORSHIP. Liberty was built of COPPER knowing she would turn GREEN and under 120th anniverary she was powerd by wind alone.